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THERE IS A GIFT BESIDE MY BED A HARBINGER OF DOOM AND WORLD ENDINGS.
IT WON'T STOP THUMPING.
LIKE IT IS TELLING US ALL THAT THE HOLIDAYS WILL END IN DEATH AND DESTRUCTION FROM THE VERY GIFTS THAT WE HOPE TO CLUTCH TO OUR BOSOMS!
THERE IS NO SAVING US
IT WON'T STOP THUMPING.
LIKE IT IS TELLING US ALL THAT THE HOLIDAYS WILL END IN DEATH AND DESTRUCTION FROM THE VERY GIFTS THAT WE HOPE TO CLUTCH TO OUR BOSOMS!
THERE IS NO SAVING US
