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[cupofdoom]

I went on a date with Professor Flitwick, but he didn't know it was a date.

And I didn't know it wasn't until the very end of it.

He was sweet enough to not tell anyone else, and I pretended like it had been a date the whole time, that I hadn't enjoyed and so there wouldn't be another one.

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[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Because!











Wait. [Yeah, he had to go back and read that again.]

You



liked him?

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

I don't



I liked that I thought he was asking me out.

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmhmmmm.

[So yeah he's gonna settle on "this is cute" because LOL FLITWICK, NOT A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL.

Gilderoy thinks, anyway.]

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

I don't understand you sometimes, Roy.

I honestly do not. [~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

But isn't that part of my allure?

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

I suppose. [Smile.]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Only suppose?



Also, I could show you a far better time than Flitwick could ever hope to.

But you know that already.

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

Only suppose.


Do I?

It's been awhile. Maybe I've forgotten. [ROFL. Harry is reading this now like ohgodwai can't I look away?]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Well, then. Perhaps I should remind you.

[GET OUT, HARRY.

Or rather, don't.

And let a master show you how it's done.

/eyebrow waggle~~~~]

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I would let you.

[OH SHNAP.

Harry Potter is definitely walking away now. ;_;

NO EYEBROW WAGGLING FOR HIM.]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

In that case: Would you like to accompany me on a real date?

Provided you don't hate me for these little journal incidents

[Oh, Harry. It's okay.

Gilderoy's pretty sure you still think girls have cooties or whatever, so.]

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

In that case, I suppose I might like that very much.

Assuming your dates with other women and men havne't turned you off of me completely [sob]


[Harry just facepalms. :x]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

I NEVER DATED A MAN

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

I leave the details up to you. [:x]

FINE EXPERIMENTED WITH THEN.

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

I will get them to you when I have them! [Because you know he is totally going to try to make it PERFECT.]

NOR THAT.