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[cupofdoom]

I went on a date with Professor Flitwick, but he didn't know it was a date.

And I didn't know it wasn't until the very end of it.

He was sweet enough to not tell anyone else, and I pretended like it had been a date the whole time, that I hadn't enjoyed and so there wouldn't be another one.

Comments

[dustonherwings]

I think that's totally fair. To pretend it was a date! And if you didn't know it wasn't a date, then it totally was for you, so there you go, you don't even have to pretend! It was a date that just didn't work out very well in the end!

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

I LOVE the way that you think, my dear~~~

Yes, absolutely! It was a date. It is still what I tell myself most of the time!

But I never thought anyone would agree~~~~~~~~

Tell me, my dear, have you ever thought about Divination? I believe your aura is QUITE strong, and you would see FAR into the future! Not nearly so far as me, of course!

[dustonherwings]

Well, if anyone doesn't agree, they're just silly! If you thought it was a date, then it's obviously a date, 'cause everything in our lives is made up by what we think about it, y'know?

I dunno, what's Divination? I've never tried to see into the future. What's it like to see it???

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

You are so correct about that~~ It hardly MATTERS what else is involved, and I do believe it was a date although I was confused as to why he would ask me out at all! No matter!

DIVINATION is the *~~noble art~~* of looking into the future, using the STARS and tea leaves and crystal balls to see what LIES ahead. It is unlike anything else, my dear!IMPOSSIBLE to describe but wonderful when you see hints of the future and are asked to put those hints together! You have to CLEAR your mind!

We have meetings every week. You should attend. :)

[dustonherwings]

Oh, that sounds like fun! And really important and stuff, too. I will DEFINITELY come. :D

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Flitwick?




The little goblin fellow?

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

yes.

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

That's adorable.

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

What?

[(Unsure)]

Why?

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Because!











Wait. [Yeah, he had to go back and read that again.]

You



liked him?

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

I don't



I liked that I thought he was asking me out.

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmhmmmm.

[So yeah he's gonna settle on "this is cute" because LOL FLITWICK, NOT A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL.

Gilderoy thinks, anyway.]

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

I don't understand you sometimes, Roy.

I honestly do not. [~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

But isn't that part of my allure?

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

I suppose. [Smile.]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Only suppose?



Also, I could show you a far better time than Flitwick could ever hope to.

But you know that already.

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

Only suppose.


Do I?

It's been awhile. Maybe I've forgotten. [ROFL. Harry is reading this now like ohgodwai can't I look away?]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Well, then. Perhaps I should remind you.

[GET OUT, HARRY.

Or rather, don't.

And let a master show you how it's done.

/eyebrow waggle~~~~]

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I would let you.

[OH SHNAP.

Harry Potter is definitely walking away now. ;_;

NO EYEBROW WAGGLING FOR HIM.]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

In that case: Would you like to accompany me on a real date?

Provided you don't hate me for these little journal incidents

[Oh, Harry. It's okay.

Gilderoy's pretty sure you still think girls have cooties or whatever, so.]

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

In that case, I suppose I might like that very much.

Assuming your dates with other women and men havne't turned you off of me completely [sob]


[Harry just facepalms. :x]

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

I NEVER DATED A MAN

[cupofdoom.livejournal.com]

I leave the details up to you. [:x]

FINE EXPERIMENTED WITH THEN.

[bewilderoy.livejournal.com]

I will get them to you when I have them! [Because you know he is totally going to try to make it PERFECT.]

NOR THAT.